Taser...
I was puller over by an officer for speeding. He walked up to my window. Then, without warning, he wielded a Taser gun and began his assault. With each pull of the trigger, I felt the pulse. After a half dozen or so jolts, I awoke abruptly to feel the vibration of my cell phone in my shirt pocket.
Thththththththththth!!!
Hahaha, I was never more relieved to have been receiving a text message!
Funny thing is, I had just asked my wife not too long ago, if I were to get ahold of a Taser, would she give me a jolt or two. Much to my dismay, she replied with a resounding... Yes!
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