I was running errands and while I keep my cell phone with me at all times I never (ok, rarely) use it while driving. I'm one of those guys that even with a bluetooth device I'm liable to crash into something. I'm the type of guy who can't talk on a phone (landline) and listen to a conversation as I'll lose what both are saying, the one on the phone and the one trying to talk to me, lol.
Well, I was downtown and approaching a traffic light that had just turned red. As I came to a stop my phone rang. Normally I would have just let it ring then looked at who had called after I reached my destination, but nooooooo, I answered it (knowing this light takes FOREVER to change). At the very moment I answered it, a police officer on bicycle (BICYCLE!!) came around the corner, saw me on the phone and rode straight up to my window. I closed the phone, rolled down the window and politely said "hello officer" (more like "What?"). Cordials were'nt gonna cut it with this copper, he said to me "When the light turns green I want you to pull over by the curb across the street". Without another word (having the right to remain silent ya know) I rolled up my window and looked blankly at the red traffic light.